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КюКЮ
“ELF: “Who’s real? Eunhae? Kangteuk? Kyumin?”
Kyuhyun: “There’s no Eunhae, Kangteuk. There’s Eunkyu, Kyuhae, Kangkyu, Kyuteuk, Kyumin”
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Fan: "If you marry me all the people in Korea will be ur fans."
Kyuhyun: "Untill all the people in Korea become my fans, I'd marry u."
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ELF: Oppa, if I see you with a girl, I’ll die.
Kyuhyun: God bless you in heaven.
КЮЮЮЮЮЮЮЮЮЮЮЮЮЮЮЮЮЮЮ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ELF: ”I want to eat rice, oppa!”
Kyuhyun: ”Am I your Omma?”
ELF: ”Please buy it for me.”
Kyuhyun: ”Don’t eat! Or you’ll be fatter.”
ELF: ”The way Eunhyuk oppa’s chest popping is really HOT!”
Kyuhyun: ”What if I was doing that? COLD?” 

looooooooooool
ELF: ”Oppa~ let my arrow stab your heart!♥”
Donghae: ”AH!^^”
Kyuhyun: ”He’s dead.”
ELF: ”Ryeowook oppa, cooking for me please??”
Kyuhyun: ”He’s Kyusitter! He’s mine!” 
ELF: ”Oppa, say to me “SeoYoung-ah I love you” please??
Kyuhyun: “SeoYoung-ah I love you… But I love Sungmin hyung more.” 
ELF: “Let’s get into a relationship~”
Kyuhyun: “I said Donghae hyung is mine, why would I want to get into a relationship with you?” 
ELF: “It’s too cold, the weather will blow you guys away.”
Kyuhyun: “We are heavy, especially Shindong hyung. Kekekke~”
ELF: “You are mine.”
Kyuhyun: “I am mine.” 
ELF: “Marry me Kangin.”
Kyuhyun: “Then me?” 
ELF: “I like EUNHAE!”
Kyuhyun: “From now on, there should be more attention to the KYUHAE.”
ELF: “There’s no KYUHAE, there’s only KYUMIN.”
Kyuhyun: “They both exist.” 
ELF: “EUNHAE is the best!”
Kyuhyun: “What? EUNHAE? KYUHAE is the best!”
ELF: “What are oppas doing now…Looking forward to SS3, you’ll bring us a superb performance, right ^_^”
Kyuhyun: “Do you even need to ask? ^^”
ELF: “Oppa(s) have to be together forever.”
Leeteuk: “Together with ELF forever, love you all.”
Kyuhyun: “Hyung, that was really greasy.”
+50000000000 
Sungmin: ”Kyuhyun-ah, when you’re sleeping you always snore loudly and you even drool too!”
Kyuhyun: ”Should I show you a mirror?”
Kangin: “Sungmin sleeps w his mouth hanging wide open.”
Kyuhyun: “We poured water there once.”
Sungmin: “REALLY?”
Kyuhyun: “He still didn’t wake up. Amazing.”
Kyuhyun to Eunhyuk: “I like how you’re evil and no loyalty. Please don’t change.” -Intimate Note
Eunhyuk: “Compared with the other groups’ magnae, Kyuhyun is the naughtiest one.”
Kyuhyun: “I’m Kyuhyun who’s in charge of the dance, image, and talking in SJ.”
Eunhyuk: “Are you okay?”
Kangin: “I think all the 13 are good looking, except for the 13th member.”
Q: “How did you spend your holiday time?”
Kyuhyun: “Studying.”
Leeteuk: “What? That’s a BIG lie!”
Kyuhyun: “Watching movie.”
Leeteuk:“LIAR!”
Kyuhyun: “Playing games.”


Итук палевщик! А как же имидж группы?
MC: “Was it hard to learn Chinese?”
Siwon: “It was hard.”
Donghae: “It was VERY hard”
Ryeowook: “It was INCREDIBLY hard.”
Kyuhyun: “I don’t have any words left.”
Я люблю ИВЛ КЮ!!!!!!!!!! 


ЫнхёкЫНХЁК
MC1: "They (EunHae) have married!"
MC2: "Donghae and Eunhyuk who is boy and who is girl?"
Eunhyuk: *pause* ".....I am a boy..."
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Hyuk: "Donghae is my girlfriend..."



Йесон
ЙЕСОН
ELF: "Yesung oppa, I love you as high as the sky, as wide as the ground."
Yesung: "Why dont you love me as wide as the universe?" – UFO
Fan : Lee Donghae oppa why are you so cool like that !! ㅠ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Yesung : I’m even cooler than that..
ОБОГЕ!!!
@темы:
Eunhyuk,
Super Junior,
Kyuhyun,
лол х),
(с)тырено,
Yesung
А Йесон правильно мыслит
как он в Intimate Note отжигал с "ты только мой", обращенным ко всем, кроме Хи
Йесон
Йесон
ДАаааа!
Siwon: “It was hard.”
Donghae: “It was VERY hard”
Ryeowook: “It was INCREDIBLY hard.”
Kyuhyun: “I don’t have any words left.”
Я люблю ИВЛ КЮ!!!!!!!!!!
лавхимверимач!!!!